I didn’t want to do it. I tried everything not to do.
But the urge told me to. Ordered me in fact.
I fought the urge, but it was powerful than I thought. It spoke to me, sweet-talked me, told me I was the only one it loved. But in the end, it caught me and made me its slave.
We all have “that urge” you know. Some of us successfully fight it and go on to lead normal lives.
The rest of us…oh no…we’re not that fortunate. We can’t escape it, no matter how hard we fight.
What is this blasted “urge” that keeps us up at night? What is it that makes us spend money we cant afford and spend time we don’t have?
I’ll tell you what this urge is: it’s the urge to want to do more and be better than we currently are!
Sigh.
This urge won’t allow us to settle for normal. Its keeps us going while other gave up a loooooonnnngggg time ago. Because of this urge we look like fools to the rest of the world. This urge demands the best: a life of freedom, options, and purpose
It’s because of this urge I assembled some of the top Twitter experts to share their insights, strategies, know-how, and methods. I outlined everything.
In This Ebook You’ll Learn:
- How to Achieve Monster Success With Your Business With Twitter
- The Best Practices To Get Retweeted
- How to Become a Twitter Star
- Mindblowingly Simple Strategies to Increase Your Twitter Influence
But yes you do have to pay!
You heard me: there is a cost for all this.
You will have to pay with a tweet.
Yes a tweet!!
This’ll probably be the last thing you hear from me for a while though. I released my hostages and I’m pretty sure they called the cops. I’m in a park in city I will not name hiding out.
Everything looks cool except that jogger looks suspicious. In fact, so does that guy with the hot dog cart!
Hmmmm….I think it’s time for me to go.
Share this post with your friends. Tell them my methods were meant for a greater good. Pick up your copy of the book as well. Don’t let this all be in vain.
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Thomas,
Mike I loved the title. I came to see how you hog tied em
Tom,
I gotta admit: it was not easy lol!
Darren,
Now I gotta check out this book lol!
Darren??
I’m glad you mixed us up with Problogger…but no we haven’t hit that level yet
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This is great stuff, Michael!
Thanks Donnie! I’m really glad you enjoyed it!
Oh my gosh!! I don’t know what is more impressive, your title or that photo? hahaha I love it. I am more than honored to be considered among the Twitter “experts” featured. You were a pretty kind captor! Blessings on all you are doing, my friend.
Shhhh…don’t tell anybody…I don’t want word getting out to the other people captured lol!
Gina, I do want to thank you for the great input you added. Know that I am using every piece of advice. Thank you again!